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Alright dude, are you ready?

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I finished digging the pit,
and the cones are all set up!

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Extreme cartin'?

4
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Extreme cartin'!

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Hold it, hold it!

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I'm holding, I'm holding!

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Now!

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Hahaha, we did it, we did it!

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Yup, the groundkeep on the
grounds looks excellent!

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This park is really coming
together. Well done, Benson!

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Mordecai! Rigby!

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What have I told you about
messing with the cart?

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If you
think--

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My office, now!

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Do you have any idea how
much those cars cost?!

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I'm not paying park money
to fix your mistakes!

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- But sir--
- But nothing!

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I could find a new park manager
right this second if I wanted to!

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Don't worry, sir.

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The warranty will
take care of everythng.

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That expires tomorrow afternoon!

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But the dealership's too far away!
I'll have to drive all day and night!

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Sounds like a personal problem!

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Get that car fixed or you're FIRED!

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Benson, we're sorry.
We'll make it up to you.

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Yeah, we can help you
get to the dealership!

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No! You two only screw things up!

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I am getting that car fixed
by myself, so stay here!

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But that drive is way too
long for one person to handle!

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I'll take my chances.

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Alright, Benson. You're
making great time.

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As long as you don't stop, you can get
to the dealership with time to spare.

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And then, as soon as you get
back to the park, you can fire...

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Mordecai and RIGBY!

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I can't believe this!

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I thought I told you idiots not to come!

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Does the word "not" not
process into your thick skulls?!

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Of course not! Wait, uh...

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Look, Benson, we just wanted to
help you make it across the country!

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Shut up! Just shut up and
let me think for a second.

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Okay.

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Ideally, you guys would be a
million miles away from me now.

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But since I don't have time to
turn around and take you back,

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you're gonna come with me!

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And you're gonna do exactly what I say.

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Water!

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Open!

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Mouth!

49
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Napkins!

50
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No napkins! No napkins!

51
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Benson, we're sorry.

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- Yeah, the bag wouldn't open
and the napkins-- - No, no more.

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Here's what you guys are gonna
to for the rest of the trip:

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Nothing! Absolutely nothing!

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Don't say anything, don't do anything.

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Just stop messing things up!

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Benson, why do you hate us so much?

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I don't hate you guys,

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I just hate some of the things you do.

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Okay, I really hate some
of the things you do.

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I know you don't mean them,

62
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but I'm your boss and it's my
job to push you to do better.

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Is that why Maellard yells at you?

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You guys don't know
how easy you have it.

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Let's just say, his yelling
is way worse than mine.

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But is it worse than his face?

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Hey, do you guys want to
listen to some electropop music?

68
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Whoa, you listen to that?

69
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Just on long car trips.
It helps keep me awake.

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Benson?

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Hey, Benson.

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Huh, what?

73
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Dude, you look pretty tired.

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How about I drive for a little while?

75
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No, no, I'm perfectly fine.

76
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Come on, man. You've been
driving all day, it's not safe.

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Alright.

78
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I don't wanna sleep for too
long, so wake me up in two hours.

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Only two hours, got it?

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Don't worry, dude. You can trust us.

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Check the map to see
how much further is.

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Where are we now?

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Buttzland.

84
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Buttzland?!

85
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Dude, we're really
close to the dealership!

86
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It's like only two inches away.

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Dude, look, dude.

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You thinking what I'm thinking?

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Video game pit stop!

90
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All right, let's do this.

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But only for thirty minutes,

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- Benson's job is on the line.
- Right.

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What?

94
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Turn it off!

95
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How long were we in there?

96
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'HOURS! You were in there for HOURS!

97
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Now we're never gonna make
it to the DEALERSHIP in time!

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It closes in THIRTY MINUTES!

99
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We're sorry.

100
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We didn't know it was daytime, there
aren't any windows in the arcade.

101
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Excuses, excuses!

102
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How am I supposed to trust you,

103
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when all you give me are EXCUSES?!

104
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When are you two gonna learn,

105
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that your actions have consequences?!

106
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Consequences that affect other people!

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Like me!

108
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Don't you two understand?

109
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I'm about to lose my job!

110
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You may not care about
keeping your jobs,

111
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but I care about keeping mine!

112
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Cause if I lose my job, I have nothing!

113
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Do you hear me?

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I have nothing!

115
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Now if you'll excuse me,

116
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I need to take my last bathroom
break as an employed man.

117
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Dude, we really messed up.

118
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What?

119
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Hey you!

120
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There were two guys with a
truck that were just here.

121
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Do you know where they went?

122
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Oh yeah.

123
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They're taking a shortcut out to
Highway 13 to the car dealership.

124
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What?!

125
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Most dangerous highway in the country.

126
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How much do you want for that bike?!

127
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You idiots!

128
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That is the most dangerous
highway in the country!

129
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But it's the only way to make
it to the dealership in time.

130
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Get out of that driver seat!

131
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I am turning this thing around.

132
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Guys,

133
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I don't think we can turn around.

134
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Step on it! Step on it!

135
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Benson, watch out!

136
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Boulder!

137
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We're all gonna die!

138
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No we're not. We can fix this, Benson.

139
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Rigby, you ready for
some extreme cartin'?

140
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Extreme cartin'!

141
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Hold on.

142
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Take the wheel.

143
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Hang on, Benson!

144
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Hold it, hold it!

145
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Oh, no...

146
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- Look... the dealership...
- We're almost there...

147
00:10:04,164 --> 00:10:06,944
Dude, its closing time, dude.

148
00:10:06,944 --> 00:10:07,794
Yes!

149
00:10:09,824 --> 00:10:12,004
Dude, Countdown! Countdown!

150
00:10:12,004 --> 00:10:15,974

10,9,8,7--

151
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We're gonna crash!
Pull the parking brake!

152
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Parking brake!

153
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3...
2... 1--

154
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Hey... are you guys still open?

155
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Let me guess, last day on the warranty?

156
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Well Benson, at least we got
the car to the dealership.

157
00:10:52,734 --> 00:10:55,414
Yeah, but the truck is totaled.

158
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When does the warranty
on the truck expire?

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ROAD TRIP!